Couplehood (2011)
““What do you feel like eating?”
“I’m not really hungry.”
“You gonna want to eat later?”
“Probably.”
“So we should get something now.”
“Nah, we’ll get it later.”
“Later everything’ll be closed. Let’s get something now.”
“Alright, like what?”
“That’s what I’m asking you.”
And it never ends.
Since we got married, I don’t think a day has passed that at least one conversation with my wife hasn’t ended with the words “Um, I don’t know … I guess … chicken.”
Not one day. Do you understand this? Not one.... The word “Chicken,” preceded by some unenthusiastic whine of indifference and frequently followed by an even less enthusiastic “Or maybe fish, I-don’t-care-it’s-up-to-you,” is by far the most commonly heard expression in our home. Perhaps second only to “You get it.”
Chicken or fish. That’s basically what it comes down to.
I wish we could just get pills to take the place of meals. Little full-balanced meals in pill form.MoreLess
“I’m not really hungry.”
“You gonna want to eat later?”
“Probably.”
“So we should get something now.”
“Nah, we’ll get it later.”
“Later everything’ll be closed. Let’s get something now.”
“Alright, like what?”
“That’s what I’m asking you.”
And it never ends.
Since we got married, I don’t think a day has passed that at least one conversation with my wife hasn’t ended with the words “Um, I don’t know … I guess … chicken.”
Not one day. Do you understand this? Not one.... The word “Chicken,” preceded by some unenthusiastic whine of indifference and frequently followed by an even less enthusiastic “Or maybe fish, I-don’t-care-it’s-up-to-you,” is by far the most commonly heard expression in our home. Perhaps second only to “You get it.”
Chicken or fish. That’s basically what it comes down to.
I wish we could just get pills to take the place of meals. Little full-balanced meals in pill form.MoreLess
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