Cooking With Fernet Branca (2010)
“However, if I’d hoped he was going to give up on me as I had on him I was mistaken. Frankie phoned to say he was still as keen as ever that I should write his autobiography for him. Apparently Nanty claimed I had ‘the right vibes’ as well as having come up with the perfect name for his re-vamped group.
‘Huh. Did he tell you about the UFO he’s convinced he saw here?’ ‘Oh yes. He says it’s changed his life. He’s thrilled to bits.’ ‘I suppose you know he’s quite off his head, Frankie?’ ‘I take that for granted in celebrities. Interestingly so?’ ‘No, just the usual New Age drivel. Druids, karma, suffering beetroot, Men in Black. Alternative forms of stupidity. Hey, did you know he’s bald?’ ‘Brill is?’ ‘Nanty is. Alopecia, he says. And there I was, congratulating him warmly on his bald wig at the airport. Honestly, Frankie, the whole thing could hardly have gone more wrong from start to finish.’ ‘That’s not what he thinks.
Write Review:
Guest
Read Also
7 / 10
User Reviews: