Cat On a Cold Tin Roof (2014)
“Mrs. Cominsky was waiting for me when I got home.
“Hi, partner!” she said.
“Hi, partner,” I responded somewhat less enthusiastically.
“Ain’t you gonna ask?” she said.
“Ask what?”
“About the mail!”
“Okay,” I said. “What about the mail?”
“I’ve gone through about three hundred already.”
“Anything worth reporting?” I asked, hoping to get the charade over with before some other tenant stumbled upon us talking “business” in the entryway.
“More than two hundred out-and-out liars, maybe forty perverts, six religious fanatics, two insurance salesmen, a writer who wanted to buy you lunch and get the rights to the heartwarming story of your reunion with the cat, and the rest were mostly animals lovers who congratulated you on getting the cat back, and I think at least a dozen of them want you to breed your cat to their cat and split the litter, though no one seemed to know what sex your cat is.”
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