Casket for Sale, Only Used Once
“I winced, sucked in a deep breath, and then......the wall of the store exploded.Well, it didn't really explode, not the way the camper exploded. It's more like it broke apart, sending merchandise flying everywhere, as a direct result of the green truck plowing right through it.Roger was behind the wheel. Samantha was next to him.A whole bunch of things happened at once, but to be completely honest, I couldn't tell you exactly what they were. I could vaguely sense Troll ducking for cover, and Charlie diving to the floor, and Witch swinging her gun in the direction of the truck, and Goblin nearly getting hit in the face with a jar of baby food.For myself, the surprise of having a large truck suddenly burst through the wall of the store just in the nick of time to save me from being forced to slice off my pinky caused me to tense up and squeeze the handles of the wire cutters, slicing off my pinky."Oh," I said, because sometimes that's all that really needs to be said.My little finger dr...opped onto my lap.Now, I think I've established that I'm not the finest strategist in the world.MoreLess
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