Carl: Caveman Instinct Series 2.5
“I now understood those poor bastards that you saw standing out the front of stores looking like they wanted to be shot, or who would rather shovel shit instead of spending another hour walking around shops. I was now that idiot. Even our bodyguards looked miserable. I had no idea fucking cushions were so Goddamn important to décor.
“This goes with the brown lounge we chose. They add a little extra pop of color.” I dragged my gaze from looking around at the other miserable sods in the same s...ituation as me back to my woman. She held four ‘throw’ pillows that all looked pretty much the same to me. They all had prints of the beach, sand and water on them. I couldn’t tell her that they all looked the same. If I’d learned nothing else, it was that you didn’t tell a woman that a pillow—Oh don’t call it a pillow either, it’s a ‘throw’ pillow—looks the same as the others she’s holding. Women are pack animals and if they sense one of them is having trouble with a male not understanding the art of décor they come and support their fellow pack mate, ganging up on that male enough that the said male’s bodyguards won’t even come to his aid.MoreLess
“This goes with the brown lounge we chose. They add a little extra pop of color.” I dragged my gaze from looking around at the other miserable sods in the same s...ituation as me back to my woman. She held four ‘throw’ pillows that all looked pretty much the same to me. They all had prints of the beach, sand and water on them. I couldn’t tell her that they all looked the same. If I’d learned nothing else, it was that you didn’t tell a woman that a pillow—Oh don’t call it a pillow either, it’s a ‘throw’ pillow—looks the same as the others she’s holding. Women are pack animals and if they sense one of them is having trouble with a male not understanding the art of décor they come and support their fellow pack mate, ganging up on that male enough that the said male’s bodyguards won’t even come to his aid.MoreLess
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