Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? (2011)
“STAYING BEHIND You walk over to Khaki, pull him aside. In a half whisper, “Hey—I can’t do this.”
“What? This was your plan. Mostly.”
“It’s insane. I’m not going out there with those things—I don’t care how much I stink like raw hamburger. If I were you, I wouldn’t go, either.”
“I’m not backing out now.”
“You’re nuts.”
“Maybe. But look—I’m a zombie fanatic—I mean, crazy. Nuts. I know it. And somehow—now—all the movies I’ve been watching, all the comics, all the books—it’s actually happening!”
He... has a crazed smile on his face. He’s actually enjoying this.
“The chance to go out there, to walk among them,” he continues, “it’s too much to turn down. I’m scared shitless, for sure. But I also think it can work.”
“Your funeral.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence.”
You smile. “Well, I’ll be watching. If you get in trouble, I’ll do what I can to help.”
“Alright.”
You stick your bloody hand out. Khaki shakes it.MoreLess
“What? This was your plan. Mostly.”
“It’s insane. I’m not going out there with those things—I don’t care how much I stink like raw hamburger. If I were you, I wouldn’t go, either.”
“I’m not backing out now.”
“You’re nuts.”
“Maybe. But look—I’m a zombie fanatic—I mean, crazy. Nuts. I know it. And somehow—now—all the movies I’ve been watching, all the comics, all the books—it’s actually happening!”
He... has a crazed smile on his face. He’s actually enjoying this.
“The chance to go out there, to walk among them,” he continues, “it’s too much to turn down. I’m scared shitless, for sure. But I also think it can work.”
“Your funeral.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence.”
You smile. “Well, I’ll be watching. If you get in trouble, I’ll do what I can to help.”
“Alright.”
You stick your bloody hand out. Khaki shakes it.MoreLess
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