Can You Say Catastrophe?
“One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
Sunday, June 16, 5:30 P.M.
Since I woke up this morning, I’ve watched seven episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey and eaten an entire shoebox of Life cereal. Why a shoebox? Because all the cereal in our house ends up in shoeboxes under May’s bed where she keeps it in case she gets hungry in the middle of the night.
While my friends are eating roasted marshmallows and singing songs around a fire, I’m stuck eating cereal out of a shoebox and watching a bunch of ladies scream at each other on TV.
5:45 P.M.
Mom just came into my room to check on me. When she did, I made the saddest face I could possibly make. I thought there was a chance she would say something about how she’s already starting to realize she and Dad made a big mistake. But all she said was that I shouldn’t worry, that this summer will be good for me.
I fail to see how.
Monday, June 17, 6:50 A.M.
It’s 6:50 in the morning and I’m listening to my dad yelling, “Paper,... Gilligan.MoreLess
Sunday, June 16, 5:30 P.M.
Since I woke up this morning, I’ve watched seven episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey and eaten an entire shoebox of Life cereal. Why a shoebox? Because all the cereal in our house ends up in shoeboxes under May’s bed where she keeps it in case she gets hungry in the middle of the night.
While my friends are eating roasted marshmallows and singing songs around a fire, I’m stuck eating cereal out of a shoebox and watching a bunch of ladies scream at each other on TV.
5:45 P.M.
Mom just came into my room to check on me. When she did, I made the saddest face I could possibly make. I thought there was a chance she would say something about how she’s already starting to realize she and Dad made a big mistake. But all she said was that I shouldn’t worry, that this summer will be good for me.
I fail to see how.
Monday, June 17, 6:50 A.M.
It’s 6:50 in the morning and I’m listening to my dad yelling, “Paper,... Gilligan.MoreLess
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