Calm, Cool, And Adjusted
“Duct tape really is a miracle in itself. Update: Learned cast is waterproof. Duct tape unnecessary.
Desperation scale: 4 It’s been nearly a week since I last ran. I’ve replaced running with organic chocolate. The feeling/high is the same, but I imagine the long-term results won’t be. I can feel my body-fat percentage slipping as I chew, but is it stopping me? Heck no. I’m one of those challenges on The Biggest Loser, and I’m losing. But oh, I’m losing gracefully. It tastes so good. And just whe...n I think I’m ready to stop? I feel my fingers unwrapping another small bite.
I Tivoed an entire week of reality television, and I’m sitting on my sofa with Safflower the cat on my lap, nervous-eating and downing ginseng tea with cinnamon in it to keep my sugar and insulin from spiking. It tastes disgusting, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. There are little foil wrappers strewn about the sofa, and as I yell at the television and a catty bachelorette, I realize it’s over for me.MoreLess
Desperation scale: 4 It’s been nearly a week since I last ran. I’ve replaced running with organic chocolate. The feeling/high is the same, but I imagine the long-term results won’t be. I can feel my body-fat percentage slipping as I chew, but is it stopping me? Heck no. I’m one of those challenges on The Biggest Loser, and I’m losing. But oh, I’m losing gracefully. It tastes so good. And just whe...n I think I’m ready to stop? I feel my fingers unwrapping another small bite.
I Tivoed an entire week of reality television, and I’m sitting on my sofa with Safflower the cat on my lap, nervous-eating and downing ginseng tea with cinnamon in it to keep my sugar and insulin from spiking. It tastes disgusting, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. There are little foil wrappers strewn about the sofa, and as I yell at the television and a catty bachelorette, I realize it’s over for me.MoreLess
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