Bricking It
“Pat The Cow has decided that today she wants to stand directly in the middle of the garden path, which is extremely helpful, as we’ve had a delivery from the bathroom company. What we haven’t got with that delivery is any help carrying all the bits and pieces into the house, so Team Babidge are having to do it all themselves. Around the bloody cow.
‘Danny! Can you please get this idiotic animal out of the way!’ I scream at my brother as he emerges from the house. ‘It’s stopping us from doing an...y work!’ ‘Oh, don’t be so melodramatic, Hayley,’ he replies. ‘Pat The Cow just likes you and wants to say hello.’ I look heavenwards in frustration. ‘Will you please stop calling it Pat The Cow? It stopped being funny about five seconds after you first said it. Just call it Pat!’ Danny contrives to look offended on the cow’s part. ‘But her name is Pat The Cow.’ ‘Well, you had better make sure that Pat The Cow is back down at the end of the garden before the camera crew turns up in an hour!MoreLess
‘Danny! Can you please get this idiotic animal out of the way!’ I scream at my brother as he emerges from the house. ‘It’s stopping us from doing an...y work!’ ‘Oh, don’t be so melodramatic, Hayley,’ he replies. ‘Pat The Cow just likes you and wants to say hello.’ I look heavenwards in frustration. ‘Will you please stop calling it Pat The Cow? It stopped being funny about five seconds after you first said it. Just call it Pat!’ Danny contrives to look offended on the cow’s part. ‘But her name is Pat The Cow.’ ‘Well, you had better make sure that Pat The Cow is back down at the end of the garden before the camera crew turns up in an hour!MoreLess
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