Brave New Love
“I’d tried explaining this to Emily before, but she always thinks with her heart, not her head. My attempts to be rational were always deemed boring, until she got the positive. Then the fact that I could make a plan of action was suddenly the most fascinating thing in the universe. More interesting even than Robbie, who promptly (and like the cowardly loser I always told her he was) vanished off the face of the earth.
The first step was tricking the P-sweepers, of course. This is where most... girls get tripped up. The stalls at school notice if you don’t buzz in to go to the bathroom for nine months, and though everyone knows how to get clean urine for a drug screen, it’s ridiculously expensive if you want a long-term supply.
We were covered there, though, because of me. Once you get used to peeing in an old peanut butter jar and saving it-mine to give to Emily, Emily’s to hide in her purse and then empty out into the garden every night—it’s not as gross as you think.MoreLess
The first step was tricking the P-sweepers, of course. This is where most... girls get tripped up. The stalls at school notice if you don’t buzz in to go to the bathroom for nine months, and though everyone knows how to get clean urine for a drug screen, it’s ridiculously expensive if you want a long-term supply.
We were covered there, though, because of me. Once you get used to peeing in an old peanut butter jar and saving it-mine to give to Emily, Emily’s to hide in her purse and then empty out into the garden every night—it’s not as gross as you think.MoreLess
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