Brain Droppings
“What’s really gonna be great is when the ozone layer is completely gone, and brain droppings b everyone has melanomas. Then you’ll start to see “fashion skin cancer.” It’ll probably start in Malibu. People will use their skin cancers to form little designs. Since it’s Malibu, a lot of them will do their zodiac sign. Of course, if your sign is Cancer, you’ll be in real good shape.
I believe skin cancer will eventually become part of every American’s fashion arsenal. “That’s a lovely growth, ...i Bambi. Twenty millimeters and right between your eyes. God, I’m so jealous!”
Before I leave this subject, I have two more ideas for the truly avant garde: How about living small, live mammals medically grafted onto your skin? Wouldn’t you like to have a prairie dog living in the middle of your chest, sharing your blood supply? How about an adult male Norwegian rat sewn onto the top of your head, keeping an eye on everything?
b I think we also might take a page from Africa’s book and get into deliberate scarring.MoreLess
I believe skin cancer will eventually become part of every American’s fashion arsenal. “That’s a lovely growth, ...i Bambi. Twenty millimeters and right between your eyes. God, I’m so jealous!”
Before I leave this subject, I have two more ideas for the truly avant garde: How about living small, live mammals medically grafted onto your skin? Wouldn’t you like to have a prairie dog living in the middle of your chest, sharing your blood supply? How about an adult male Norwegian rat sewn onto the top of your head, keeping an eye on everything?
b I think we also might take a page from Africa’s book and get into deliberate scarring.MoreLess
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