“I took that as a positive sign. He’d been hoping to get some juicy gossip, but I’d just fed him a load of tame and boring answers. And a couple of lies.
He’d asked me how my day had been. I couldn’t exactly have said “Lovely, thank you. I just came on my advisor’s tits, so I’m a little tired. Can we make this quick?” I think Kristi would have approved.
The next morning, I’d been about to pay her a surprise visit, when I got a little surprise of my own.
“Hi, sis,” I said, as I opened the door to see May, Lance, and ‘The Kids.’ “And how are you two little scamps?” I squatted down and came face to face with the nightmare that was Tommy and Darren.
“Very well thank you, Uncle Barton,” they both replied in unison.
I looked up in shock at May.
“We’ve taught them some manners since you last saw them,” she explained.
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