Blame It On the Bachelor
“But after a few minutes her legs began to cramp, and she slipped off him to grope for her dress. Dev blinked myopically in the moonlight, his hair wild, his expression slack. “You stole my bones,” he said. Kylie chuckled. “I think the normal expression is that I jumped them.” “Ain’t nothin’ normal about what just happened between us.” Dev shook his head and fumbled for his beer. “It was good,” Kylie said carefully. “Good? Honey, there’s a bona fide rainbow coming off the end of my dick.” She st...umbled as she stepped into her dress. What was she supposed to say? She laughed again, weakly. “Right. I think I see a leprechaun climbing up the side of your building.” She glanced away from his face and inside his apartment. “And there’s a pot of gold—oh, no. It’s your fish tank.” “Funny,” muttered Dev, still sprawled like a naked Gumby in the chaise lounge. “I’m, uh, going to use the facilities and then pay my respects to Fugly. Isn’t that what you said his name was?”MoreLess
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