Biting Oz: Biting Love, book 5
“I especially liked the cute little doggie who played with all the Munchkins. And the charming jig he did, raising his little hind leg…”
Mrs. Ruffles, Detective Dirk’s mom and this year’s Lutheran Ladies president, had cornered me midreception for a “quick” chat. Quick in Ruffles-land was as long as they were breathing, so I’d been there a while.
I would have escaped, but she held a cheese ball in her hand. Mrs. Ruffles is accident-prone like a deer in traffic. (In case you haven’t had that plea...sure, deer don’t have the smarts God gave a peanut. When you swerve to avoid them, they swerve the same way to hit you.) So I stayed real still and hoped she didn’t accidentally bomb me.
Although if she’d had the fluff instead of a mere snot-ball, I would’ve damned the torpedoes and run.
Mrs. Ruffles kept talking. I kept nodding. Oh for a shield, but I’d left instruments and jacket in the prop room. Smile and nod, smile and nod. If I replaced myself with a Junior-sized bobblehead, would she notice?MoreLess
Mrs. Ruffles, Detective Dirk’s mom and this year’s Lutheran Ladies president, had cornered me midreception for a “quick” chat. Quick in Ruffles-land was as long as they were breathing, so I’d been there a while.
I would have escaped, but she held a cheese ball in her hand. Mrs. Ruffles is accident-prone like a deer in traffic. (In case you haven’t had that plea...sure, deer don’t have the smarts God gave a peanut. When you swerve to avoid them, they swerve the same way to hit you.) So I stayed real still and hoped she didn’t accidentally bomb me.
Although if she’d had the fluff instead of a mere snot-ball, I would’ve damned the torpedoes and run.
Mrs. Ruffles kept talking. I kept nodding. Oh for a shield, but I’d left instruments and jacket in the prop room. Smile and nod, smile and nod. If I replaced myself with a Junior-sized bobblehead, would she notice?MoreLess
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