Ava Xox (2015)
“IN THE LIVING ROOM DEAR DIARY, Dad asked if I wanted to go to the Great Wall or the Kahiki. I said I’d rather stay home with Taco, and could we order in tacos? Dad said sure and sat down next to me on the sofa.
“Thanks, though,” I said, and Dad patted my knee as if I were seven. He also said he had a cat joke for me: Question: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Answer: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma means a pause at the end of a clause.
I tried to ...smile, but I couldn’t, partly because the joke wasn’t very funny and partly because I’m feeling too mopey.
Kelli once said her family likes to dine out on Friday, and what if I ran into Maybelle and Zara and Kelli in a restaurant, having a great time without me? I couldn’t take it.MoreLess
“Thanks, though,” I said, and Dad patted my knee as if I were seven. He also said he had a cat joke for me: Question: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Answer: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma means a pause at the end of a clause.
I tried to ...smile, but I couldn’t, partly because the joke wasn’t very funny and partly because I’m feeling too mopey.
Kelli once said her family likes to dine out on Friday, and what if I ran into Maybelle and Zara and Kelli in a restaurant, having a great time without me? I couldn’t take it.MoreLess
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