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“exclaimed Jimmy the Neck, crossing himself. “Christ, Czerinski, keep your mad dog on a leash! I thought we had a history!”
“Goodwill only goes so far,” I threatened. “This is business, and you’re trespassing in my territory. What treasure are you digging for? Spill it!”
“There’s uranium under the casino. So much, I’m surprised you don’t glow in the dark.”
“What? How would you know that?”
“Besides being an astute businessman, I’m a geologist,” bragged Jimmy the Neck. “I know all about rocks and stuff.”
“Liar!” shouted Major Lopez, slapping Jimmy. “You know nothing!”
“It’s true!” he argued. “I graduated from Stanford University with a degree in nuclear engineering, and rocks. I know all the minerals on the Automatic Scale, and all about catatonic plates, anal fissures, icicles, and even thermodynamics.
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