Archie's Unbelievably Freaky Week
“After what happened on Monday, she had decided that life would be less stressful if she went back to being a professional wrestler.
‘So you have another new teacher today,’ said Mr Gunn. ‘Her name is Miss Humber, and I’ve warned her about the odd things that happen to you.’ He smiled encouragingly at Archie. ‘I think you’ll like her.’ Archie did like Miss Humber. She was a round, jolly woman, almost as wide as she was tall, and the first thing she did when she saw Archie was tell him that, if a...nything odd happened, he was not to worry, but to come straight to her.
In the morning, nothing odd did happen, but in the afternoon Miss Humber told her class she would show them how to make a fruit salad.
‘A fresh fruit salad,’ she said, ‘is much better for you than cakes, and biscuits, and sweets, and ice cream, and doughnuts, and chocolate croissants and buns covered in thick white icing and . . .’ She paused, and then added. ‘A fruit salad keeps us all healthy and happy!’ Everyone in the class was given a different task.MoreLess
‘So you have another new teacher today,’ said Mr Gunn. ‘Her name is Miss Humber, and I’ve warned her about the odd things that happen to you.’ He smiled encouragingly at Archie. ‘I think you’ll like her.’ Archie did like Miss Humber. She was a round, jolly woman, almost as wide as she was tall, and the first thing she did when she saw Archie was tell him that, if a...nything odd happened, he was not to worry, but to come straight to her.
In the morning, nothing odd did happen, but in the afternoon Miss Humber told her class she would show them how to make a fruit salad.
‘A fresh fruit salad,’ she said, ‘is much better for you than cakes, and biscuits, and sweets, and ice cream, and doughnuts, and chocolate croissants and buns covered in thick white icing and . . .’ She paused, and then added. ‘A fruit salad keeps us all healthy and happy!’ Everyone in the class was given a different task.MoreLess
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