Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations
“DodgersANGEL: God? Can I talk to you for a second?GOD: I’m watching the game.ANGEL: I know—I’m sorry for interrupting. I just wanted to tell you: There’s been a flood in Asia. Four hundred thousand people have lost their homes.GOD: Listen, I don’t think you understand. Orel Hershiser is on the mound. If he wins this game, he’ll improve his record to 13-3. That’s ten games over .500.ANGEL: I know, I’m sorry, it’s just… If we don’t act in the next thirty minutes, thousands of people might drown.G...OD: Slide, Martinez! Slide, dammit! I’m sorry …I wasn’t listening. What were you saying?ANGEL: If you don’t stop the rains soon, thousands will die. They’ve been praying all night. I really think you should answer them.GOD: It looks like I’m going to have to intervene.ANGEL: Really? Oh, that’s great news!ANNOUNCER: Orel Hershiser winds up … Strike three! Wow—that fastball came out of nowhere!GOD: Boo-yah! That’s what I’m talking about!ANGEL: When you said you were going to intervene … were you talking about the baseball game or the flood?GOD: What flood?ANGEL: (sighing) There’s been a flood in Asia.MoreLess
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