Annie Seymour 01-Sacred Cows
“But it was no ordinary cow. This cow had fucking pizzas painted all over it. Pepperoni pizzas.They had arrived.“What do you think of those stupid cows?” I asked Tom as he poured me a cup of coffee.He shrugged. “I haven’t really seen any yet.”“Well, look out there, there’s one.”He peered through the blinds and started to laugh. “Oh, Christ.”“My sentiments exactly.”I gingerly fingered the scrape on my chin. I also had bruises on my face, arms, back, and legs. I didn’t want to remember what happen...ed, but every time I moved, it brought everything back. The cows, while idiotic, were a convenient distraction.“I came up with a slogan: ‘If You Moove Them, They Will Come.’ What do you think?”Tom chuckled. “Not bad. I guess the paper’s going to go over the top on this one.”“You bet. This is a tourist thing, they want people to come to the city. I personally don’t think anyone will come. They’re still too afraid of being shot to risk coming to look at fake cows.MoreLess
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