Angry Management (2009)
“But when The Bean pretends he doesn’t see something, pay attention. The Bean sees all.
“Marcus,” he says. “How can we get this resolved?”
“Find the guys who did it and throw ’em out of school.”
The Bean blanches. Wow. I was just startin’ high. You know, tell ’em you want ten thousand shiny ones for your Hank Aaron rookie card, and see what it comes to. No matter anyway. O.J.’s got a better chance of finding his dead ex-wife’s killer on a golf course than these guys have of finding their hangmen..., and for the same reason.
“It’s difficult to get fingerprints from a rope,” The Bean says. “Practically impossible. You need a smooth surface to get the print.”
“Yeah,” I say. “Plus, I been checking this thing out pretty good; you know, for authenticity. So if you get prints, you’ll probably have to expel me. You were an English teacher in your former life, right, Mr. S? Isn’t that an example of irony?”
Mr. S says, “It is indeed, Marcus.”
“Well, I can’t promise to find the culprits and throw them out of school,”MoreLess
“Marcus,” he says. “How can we get this resolved?”
“Find the guys who did it and throw ’em out of school.”
The Bean blanches. Wow. I was just startin’ high. You know, tell ’em you want ten thousand shiny ones for your Hank Aaron rookie card, and see what it comes to. No matter anyway. O.J.’s got a better chance of finding his dead ex-wife’s killer on a golf course than these guys have of finding their hangmen..., and for the same reason.
“It’s difficult to get fingerprints from a rope,” The Bean says. “Practically impossible. You need a smooth surface to get the print.”
“Yeah,” I say. “Plus, I been checking this thing out pretty good; you know, for authenticity. So if you get prints, you’ll probably have to expel me. You were an English teacher in your former life, right, Mr. S? Isn’t that an example of irony?”
Mr. S says, “It is indeed, Marcus.”
“Well, I can’t promise to find the culprits and throw them out of school,”MoreLess
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