Am I Right Or Am I Right? (2008)
“Chapter 7Keeping the Fridge up to speedDear Fridge,I am writing this slowly because I know you can’t read fast.It is spring and the sap is rising. I am not referring to your ex-husband, incidentally. No, I am merely identifying the season and its signifiers: primal juices are abundant within nature, new shoots appear, blossoms unfurl. So too beats the primeval rhythm within the human breast, a beat to which I am not immune. In short, dear Fridge, this Friday evening I am following the well-trod...den path of romance, whereby a young English gentleman, the classically named Jason, with accompanying Greek god looks, will escort me to a place of entertainment and possibly thereafter to realms of amorous bliss.Thought you should know.Love,CalmaDear Calma,About time you got a date.Incidentally, it might be spring where your young man comes from, but in the tropics it’s too bloody hot for rising sap, new shoots, or unfurling blossoms. Sorry to be practical.Have a great time on Friday.MoreLess
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