All That He Wants
“But I knew Klaus, and I knew what was coming next.
I held up a finger and caught Connor’s eye.
“Hold on one sec, Klaus – don’t go anywhere!” and then Connor swiped the phone screen, presumably muting the call. “What’s up?”
“If you want him to come in, you’ve got to be nice and ask him,” I whispered, even though the call was on mute. “I know what Mr. Westerholtz said, but if you order Klaus around, he’ll turn it into a… a pissing contest.”
Just for a second, I was going to say ‘penis-measuring c...ontest,’ but that wouldn’t have been ladylike.
And I didn’t want to give Connor the impression I was thinking about his… uh… you know.
Because I wasn’t.
Except for that peek below the belt at the beginning.
And, since I was almost going to say ‘penis-measuring’… maybe I was thinking about his just a little bit right at that moment. In an abstract, totally metaphorical kind of way.
Totally metaphorical.
Anyway, Connor suddenly burst into a full-on grin.MoreLess
I held up a finger and caught Connor’s eye.
“Hold on one sec, Klaus – don’t go anywhere!” and then Connor swiped the phone screen, presumably muting the call. “What’s up?”
“If you want him to come in, you’ve got to be nice and ask him,” I whispered, even though the call was on mute. “I know what Mr. Westerholtz said, but if you order Klaus around, he’ll turn it into a… a pissing contest.”
Just for a second, I was going to say ‘penis-measuring c...ontest,’ but that wouldn’t have been ladylike.
And I didn’t want to give Connor the impression I was thinking about his… uh… you know.
Because I wasn’t.
Except for that peek below the belt at the beginning.
And, since I was almost going to say ‘penis-measuring’… maybe I was thinking about his just a little bit right at that moment. In an abstract, totally metaphorical kind of way.
Totally metaphorical.
Anyway, Connor suddenly burst into a full-on grin.MoreLess
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