Alice On the Outside
“Dad went to work as usual, I went to school, and Lester went to his classes at the university. When Les and I got home that afternoon, Aunt Sal had baked a pie and a few dozen peanut butter cookies. A note on the table said she was off to the store for yeast.
“Do you get yeast infections from yeast?” I asked Lester.
“Don’t look at me,” said Lester. “That’s a female thing. We jocks just itch.”
We each had a couple of cookies and chugged down a bottle of Sprite. Then I said, “When you were kidding around with Carol last night, did you feel anything?”
Lester wiped his mouth on his sleeve and raised an eyebrow at me. “What do you mean, did I feel anything? Did I fondle her, do you mean?”
“No, I mean, did you feel lust?”
“Lust? Who are you, Queen Victoria?”
“Sexy. Did it excite you, Lester? Do I have to spell it out?”
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