A New Death (Savannah's Only Zombie Novel)
“Nobody really knew what to say. So, Lexx spoke anyways.
“Hey man, you did what you had to do. Hell, we’ve all done stuff in the past day that we probably regret. Don’t let all these tattoos and my stunning physique fool you. I may look like the bad-boy type, but before yesterday, I wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Tori mumbled, “Yeah right.”
“I ain’t lying babe! Underneath this beautiful exterior is a heart of gold. It’s all mutha-fuckin rainbows and southern charm with me,” Lexx said with a smile.
“Did y...ou say rainbows?” Jeremy asked. “Cause that sounds kinda gay.”
“Not your kind of rainbows fruitcake,” Lexx huffed. “Manly fucking-rainbows.”
Everybody except Lexx laughed.
“Anyways, as I was saying, I wouldn’t hurt nobody. Except Mr. Chan. Oh man, could I hurt that little man. He was always yelling at me.
And in some ‘ching-chang’ language too. I’d be all like, ‘Mr. Chan, I can’t understand you!’ and he’d be all like, ‘Ching-chong, ching-chang!’ Yesterday, oh yesterday he pissed me off something good.MoreLess
“Hey man, you did what you had to do. Hell, we’ve all done stuff in the past day that we probably regret. Don’t let all these tattoos and my stunning physique fool you. I may look like the bad-boy type, but before yesterday, I wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Tori mumbled, “Yeah right.”
“I ain’t lying babe! Underneath this beautiful exterior is a heart of gold. It’s all mutha-fuckin rainbows and southern charm with me,” Lexx said with a smile.
“Did y...ou say rainbows?” Jeremy asked. “Cause that sounds kinda gay.”
“Not your kind of rainbows fruitcake,” Lexx huffed. “Manly fucking-rainbows.”
Everybody except Lexx laughed.
“Anyways, as I was saying, I wouldn’t hurt nobody. Except Mr. Chan. Oh man, could I hurt that little man. He was always yelling at me.
And in some ‘ching-chang’ language too. I’d be all like, ‘Mr. Chan, I can’t understand you!’ and he’d be all like, ‘Ching-chong, ching-chang!’ Yesterday, oh yesterday he pissed me off something good.MoreLess
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