A Bump in the Road
““Relax. Didn’t you hear? Li’l Mikey is experiencing a personal tragedy. He wants to watch Cars but the DVD player is broken.” I stifled a laugh.
“You’re hilarious. I’m going to put a muzzle on that kid if he doesn’t shut up,” Jake said.
Li’l Mikey stopped screaming for a moment and everyone collectively exhaled.
“NO! NO! NO! NO! MINE! MINE!” Jake rocked forward again thanks to Li’l Mikey’s short and fat toddler legs. He turned around and tried to glare at the parents through the half-inch gap b...etween our seats.
“Mikey, you’re making these nice people upset. If you don’t stop, you’re going to get a time-out. You don’t want that, Pooh Bear, do you?” his mother cooed to him.
“NO TIME OUT!” “Do you want some candy?” “CANDY!” We heard rustling and Li’l Mikey silently chewed for a moment, until we heard what sounded like marbles dropping on the ground as all of his M&Ms dropped to the floor.MoreLess
“You’re hilarious. I’m going to put a muzzle on that kid if he doesn’t shut up,” Jake said.
Li’l Mikey stopped screaming for a moment and everyone collectively exhaled.
“NO! NO! NO! NO! MINE! MINE!” Jake rocked forward again thanks to Li’l Mikey’s short and fat toddler legs. He turned around and tried to glare at the parents through the half-inch gap b...etween our seats.
“Mikey, you’re making these nice people upset. If you don’t stop, you’re going to get a time-out. You don’t want that, Pooh Bear, do you?” his mother cooed to him.
“NO TIME OUT!” “Do you want some candy?” “CANDY!” We heard rustling and Li’l Mikey silently chewed for a moment, until we heard what sounded like marbles dropping on the ground as all of his M&Ms dropped to the floor.MoreLess
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