5 Beewitched
“I slammed on the brakes, threw the gears in park, and bolted out the door. Ms. Piggy usually is totally laid-back and greets visitors with a sweet little curly Q tail wag. Right now she looked plenty upset. I’ve never in my life seen a pig run that fast. At first I thought she was going to bowl right through me, but at the last second she dodged around my waving arms and kept on going toward the road.“Who let the animals out?” I yelled, not expecting an answer and not getting one.Right behind M...s. Piggy came a flock of turkeys, moving faster than Olympic runners, their scrawny, pea-brained heads bobbing like crazy. They were shouting something extremely important back and forth in their own language. Several of them took to the air over the truck, beating their wings and actually clearing the treetops. A pygmy goat ran across our path, heading in a totally different direction than the pig and turkeys.The peacock named Pretty, dragging his tail instead of displaying it, zigzagged along without any obvious plan, all the while making a chilling noise that sounded suspiciously like a woman’s scream—Holly’s, to be exact.“What the hay?”MoreLess
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