2007-Eleven (2000)
“Elsa Klensch views a new collection for white males who are celebrating their sexual and political oppression!
Hello from Utica! I’m Elsa Klensch with a special edition of Style! We’re here today to glimpse the latest designs from Mr. Benny, whose visionary theme, “Dress for Oppression,” promises to let our Caucasian cogs in the corporate carousel view themselves as they really are: the true victims!
Joining me for this extraordinary event is my fashion cohost, my color man, Mr. John Madden.
EL...SA, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BENNY. THEY WERE SAYING HE’S GETTING OLD, THAT HE’S COLOR-BLIND, THAT THE HANDS CAN’T DO THE STITCHING ANYMORE. BUT I’VE BEEN GOING TO BENNY’S BIG-AND-TALL-MAN SHOP FOR YEARS, AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS GUY’S GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES LEFT IN HIM. AND IT’S GOOD TO SEE THE TIMES FINALLY CATCHING UP, BECAUSE WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHITE GUYS LOOKING DEPRESSED, BELIEVE ME, THEY TALK ABOUT BENNY.
John, here’s our first model. It’s Cooter, taking a well-deserved break from the keyboard to stand in the rain and smoke a cigarette.MoreLess
Hello from Utica! I’m Elsa Klensch with a special edition of Style! We’re here today to glimpse the latest designs from Mr. Benny, whose visionary theme, “Dress for Oppression,” promises to let our Caucasian cogs in the corporate carousel view themselves as they really are: the true victims!
Joining me for this extraordinary event is my fashion cohost, my color man, Mr. John Madden.
EL...SA, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BENNY. THEY WERE SAYING HE’S GETTING OLD, THAT HE’S COLOR-BLIND, THAT THE HANDS CAN’T DO THE STITCHING ANYMORE. BUT I’VE BEEN GOING TO BENNY’S BIG-AND-TALL-MAN SHOP FOR YEARS, AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS GUY’S GOT A LOT OF CLOTHES LEFT IN HIM. AND IT’S GOOD TO SEE THE TIMES FINALLY CATCHING UP, BECAUSE WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHITE GUYS LOOKING DEPRESSED, BELIEVE ME, THEY TALK ABOUT BENNY.
John, here’s our first model. It’s Cooter, taking a well-deserved break from the keyboard to stand in the rain and smoke a cigarette.MoreLess
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