2000 Deciduous Trees : Memories of a Zine (9781937316051)
“Hangers. Especially hangers in the lingerie section of any major department store. Not hangers in lingerie stores, because they are specialized enough to have nice ribbony hangers with brass knobs to hold things in place. But in department stores, where everyone is supposedly accommodated with one fashion or another all in one place, there is simply not enough room for fancy, wide, ribbony hangers. This leads to a sad state of affairs.
There is a very good reason why you sometimes find bras alo...ng the side of the road. Take for instance this afternoon. After shopping for some time I was in a state with which you are all probably familiar. My hair was all staticky from pulling my shirt over my head so many times. I was too hot. I was hungry. I might have had to go to the bathroom. The fluorescent lights were making me vaguely ill, and both of my hands were going to sleep as a result of having so many heavy plastic bags hanging from my wrists.
Then I remembered I needed a bra.
Fine.
So of course being a rather small person with not much to offer in terms of business for the lingerie department, my size was on the lowest rack, very near the floor.MoreLess
There is a very good reason why you sometimes find bras alo...ng the side of the road. Take for instance this afternoon. After shopping for some time I was in a state with which you are all probably familiar. My hair was all staticky from pulling my shirt over my head so many times. I was too hot. I was hungry. I might have had to go to the bathroom. The fluorescent lights were making me vaguely ill, and both of my hands were going to sleep as a result of having so many heavy plastic bags hanging from my wrists.
Then I remembered I needed a bra.
Fine.
So of course being a rather small person with not much to offer in terms of business for the lingerie department, my size was on the lowest rack, very near the floor.MoreLess
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