1 Catered to Death
“Tyler said in a loud whisper as he surveyed the crowd gathered in the McClellan’s backyard. I looked at him with more than a little pride. Tyler looked quite handsome in a white shirt, clean blue jeans and with his long hair pulled into a pony tail, very different from the far more scruffy son I saw on a daily basis. “I feel like I should be wearing diapers next to them.”
It was on the tip of my tongue to remark that I was sure that a few of the guests at the party were also wearing diapers but... I controlled myself. “I think it’s pretty nice for you to be here,” I told Tyler. “You never get to see your grandparents so just pick out a pleasant looking couple and pretend they’re related to you.”
Tyler looked doubtful. “Grandma and Grandpa don’t drink like these people,” he said. “I’ve already gone through a bottle of Jack Daniels and I’ve only been here for an hour. Man, can they suck it up. It’s kind of disgusting.”
Watching a silver haired couple sloppily make out in one corner of the yard, I had to agree with his assessment.MoreLess
It was on the tip of my tongue to remark that I was sure that a few of the guests at the party were also wearing diapers but... I controlled myself. “I think it’s pretty nice for you to be here,” I told Tyler. “You never get to see your grandparents so just pick out a pleasant looking couple and pretend they’re related to you.”
Tyler looked doubtful. “Grandma and Grandpa don’t drink like these people,” he said. “I’ve already gone through a bottle of Jack Daniels and I’ve only been here for an hour. Man, can they suck it up. It’s kind of disgusting.”
Watching a silver haired couple sloppily make out in one corner of the yard, I had to agree with his assessment.MoreLess
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